What would pop-culture characters drive?

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10/23/2014 at 14:47 • Filed to: None

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Cartoons, movies, television shows, what would the non-driving characters in them drive? These are characters not normally associated with driving vehicles at all, for the most part. What car would best fit with the character?

I'll go first.

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would drive...

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this thing here. I think it fits. Both are universally hated, and really caused a lot of backlash to longtime supporters of favorite things.


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10/23/2014 at 15:02

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Ash would drive an SRT-4 Neon, because he's always the underdog, constantly getting picked on by his cousin (Viper disapproves of neon's weight-lifting adventures), and usually wins against others out of brute force, but is stymied by those more powerful.


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10/23/2014 at 15:06

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The only thing scrappy drives is everyone; up a freakin' wall.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
10/23/2014 at 18:57

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My example is Johnny Bravo.

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I think he would drive a Bro Truck. Reason: He's big, he's stupid, he's obnoxious. He really loves himself and he thinks women love him.

And he has all that against him, but I still really like him.

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Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
10/23/2014 at 18:58

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I think that's pretty perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
10/23/2014 at 18:59

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I thought it was fitting for him.